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dailyotter:

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket
Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

See, I can play sports, you guys.

dailyotter:

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket

Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

See, I can play sports, you guys.

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"I used to be a professional escort but I got sick of fucking so many guys because I realized that I’m basically monogamous - which means fucking only one guy."

— Tory, Good God

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The extension can even be surprisingly funny, like when it seems to be making an oblique suggestion for how to solve a problem—e.g. “The telescope has been criticized for its budget of $200 million [≈ Mitt Romney net worth].” It can also come across as unexpectedly judgmental. Glen told me about complaint he got from a user: “I installed your extension and then forgot about it … until I logged into my bank account. Apparently my total balance is equal to the cost of a low-end bicycle. Thanks.”

(Source: blog.xkcd.com)

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"Do your thing and don’t care if they like it."

— Tina Fey, Bossypants

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honeybeefoxtrot:

bowlersandtophats:

nom-chompsky:

itsanthonygrey:



clever girl

Indeed.

*applauds*
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"You would never make it as a sex slave; you’re too ticklish."

— Morgan Tookers, The Mindy Project

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"I could but esteem this moment of my departure as among the most happy of my life."

— Meriwether Lewis

(Source: goodreads.com)

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ly0nheart1:

Rude.

my fav

ly0nheart1:

Rude.

my fav

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221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it

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analsext:

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